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the worst part of getting out of bed is losing all the heat you had built up

-me expressing disbelief, anger, sympathy or shock (via lastisle)


My brother says “shit happens” in response to everything

My brother was given a “shit happens” mug because of this

My brother loved his “shit happens” mug like a child

Last week, my brother dropped his “shit happens” mug

You probably know what his reaction was


please understand that every ounce of sarcasm that I direct towards you is a profession of my undying love for you


Um… awkward… I’m totally sure I called shot gun, why are you shoving me in the back? Yeah I realize I’m being arrested but the rules of shotgun are pretty clear man